Honey go pick up your heart

We always here the phrase: 

"Honey pick up your clothes"

"Honey did you feed the dog today?" "Honey do this"

"Honey do that" 

Here's what I here when those words are spoken: 

"Honey did you feed your heart yet today?"

"Honey will you go pick up your heart from the driveway?"

"Honey there's something for you in the mail I think it's your heart"

"Honey don't sleep with your heart on it wastes our money" 

Mom quit asking how my damn heart is and just tell me to do the dishes.